Adult SMS Jokes

SMS Jokes (baba RAMDEV)

Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
Ramdev ji ka yoga.

Kiska kya matlab

Wife: Bus karo raat ke 12 baje se kar rahe ho

subha ke 6 baj gaye, thake nehi

Husband: ye to kuch bhi nehi, avi bahut karna hain,

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Kalia: Sardar thakur ka kya karna hain?

Gabbar: Kuch nehi, uske dono haat kat do aur

roz 2 blue film dikhao, woh khudhi tadap ke mar jayega..

Mummy I am black even though U R white...

Son- Mummy I am black even though U R white
Mom- Listen son, considering all the mistakes and crazy things
I had done in my young age, just thank god that u don't bark.
adult sms

how do you like your eggs ...

Hi,
how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Scrambled or fertilized?

Can I touch ur software?...

Boy: Can I touch ur software?
Girl: Show me 1st ur hardware
BOY: Can I install it in ur system?
Girl: Ok,if U cover it wid anti-virus 1st
Adult, Flirt, Tech Humour

Saadi se pehle

Wife: Ek baat bolu? par maar na nehi!
Husband: Bolo.
Wife: Mein Pregnant hu.
Husband: Its good news. par dar kyu rahi thi?
Wife: Saadi ke pehle papa ko kaha tha, bohut maar pari thi.

Chinese Funda

A chinese man files for divorce.
Judge: Wats the reason?
Chinese: Me no come, she no come, baby come,
How come?
Judge: May be side income...