Flirt SMS

Ek kuttene 4 bachho ka janam diya
Janam hote hi bachhone maa se puchha
'Hamari papa kahan hai? Maa ne kaha
'Chup papa SMS pad raha hai'

Flirt SMS: Twinkle Twinkle little star

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

Flirt SMS: The rain makes all things beautiful

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?

Flirt SMS: Roses are red

Roses are red, Violets are blue
monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
not in cage but laughing at you.

Flirt SMS

Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R

Flirt SMS

In your life, when you wake up &
don't see any one, then come to me,
i'll be there to hold ur hand &
take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

Dil se Bolu

Dil se Bolu ek Baat Mein Sachi...
Hum Tum ek Dal ke Panchi...
Dosti hamari Ye Hogi Na Kachi...
Teri Photo se Mere Negative Acche !!

Adult SMS: how do you like your eggs ...

Hi,
how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Scrambled or fertilized?

Adult SMS: Can I touch ur software?...

Boy: Can I touch ur software?
Girl: Show me 1st ur hardware
BOY: Can I install it in ur system?
Girl: Ok,if U cover it wid anti-virus 1st
Adult, Flirt, Tech Humour

Flirt SMS: Open with Love...

Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...

Tumi ekhon ki korchho

Tumi ekhon ki korchho, bolbo?
Boi porchho? Na, na! Music shunchho?
Uhu! Tv dekhchho? Nah! Yaah, dhore felechhi-- !
Amar sms porchho. Oh, ekhon tumi hashchho.
Hashte thako.

I love my eyes ....

I love my eyes when you look into them,
i love my name when you say it,
i love my heart when u love it,
and i love my life when you are a part of it.

O sms gye amar ....

O sms gye amar salam bolish.
Save korle dhonyabad dish.
Delete korle pashan bolish
aar jodi na pore to sms charge nye nish.

Apni ZINDGI se kuch....

Apni ZINDGI se kuch pal dedo mujhe,
AAj na sahi apna KAL dedo mujhe,
KHUSHI do ya na do MARZI tumhari.
Apne kisi SMART GIRLFRND ka number dedo MUJHE !.

Adult Flirt SMS: Those innocent eyes

Those innocent eyes,
those kissable lips,
a great smile the perfect walk,
smoothest talk,
absolute gorgeous,
thats enough about me.