Anniversary SMS

I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that
I love you so much I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it's true,
On this special occasion I want to remind you That
you are my everything And my love is true,
Happy Anniversary Lover!

Sardar on phone ...

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.
She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
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A wrd 2 say...

A wrd 2 say, A wrd 2 hear,
Even in ur absence I feel u near
Our relation is strng, hope it goes long
We'll remen each othrs, Til our HEARTS go on
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Adult Jokes: Chinese Funda

A chinese man files for divorce.
Judge: Wats the reason?
Chinese: Me no come, she no come, baby come,
How come?
Judge: May be side income...

Meaning of WIFE

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No,
it means - With Idiot for Ever

Husband and Wife

Husband: Did you have any boy friend before marriage?
Wife: Silent......
After a pause.

Husband: Mein iss khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
Wife: Aare ginti karne to do.

Happy Unmarried Life

A Famous writer said
"love is like a long sweet
dream & marriage is an alarm clock".
So have sweet dream till your alarm wakes you up!!!