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SMS Jokes (baba RAMDEV)

Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
Ramdev ji ka yoga.

Girls are like phones..

Girls are like phones.
We love to be held, talked too
but if you press the wrong button
you'll be disconnected! girls sms

Ladka Apni Dilruba...

Ladka Apni Dilruba Se Poochta Hai,
Kya Pyar Karna Paap He?
Ladke Ka Dost Uske Kaan Mein Bolta Hai
Abe Jaldi Bhaag Peeche Uska Baap He.
hindi jokes

2 Sardars

2 Sardars looking at egyptians mummy.
1st sardar:look so many bandages, pakka truck accident.
2nd sardar:aaho; truck number bhi likha hai BC-1760.
sardar sms, jokes

Kiska kya matlab

Wife: Bus karo raat ke 12 baje se kar rahe ho

subha ke 6 baj gaye, thake nehi

Husband: ye to kuch bhi nehi, avi bahut karna hain,

Bahut din baad fursat mila karneko - SMS.
adult, humor, jokes

A good friend is one

A good friend is one
who tells you to study well but
best friend is one who waits
outside your exam hall &
shouts, "abbe kitna likhega,
chal bahar aa, 3 baje ka show hai".
Friendship, jokes

Sardar on phone ...

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.
She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
sardar, wedding, matrimonial, jokes

Jaha dosti waha ishq ...

Jaha dosti waha ishq
Jaha ishq waha pyar
Jaha pyar waha mohabbat
Jaha mohabbat waha dard
Lekin
Jaha dard waha ZANDUbum
dardse jald aram dilaye
Friendship, jokes

Maths Sir ...

Maths Sir : A=B, B=C, so A=C.
Prove this method with example.
Student: Sir, I Love U, U love ur daughter, so I Love ur daughter

Aankho mein ansoo ...

Aankho mein ansoo a jate hai
phir bhi labo pe hasi rakhni padti hai
yeh haal tabhi hota hai yaaro...
jab LAMBE SAFAR me 'POTTY' rokni padti hai.
jokes

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