Funny & Romantic

my eyes - miss U
my hand - need U
my mind - calls U
my heart - just 4 U
my life is URS
I'll die with U




Aisa ROMEO  bola tha JUILET se.
Tum tension mat lo

Doctors are smart

Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...

Lekin hamare ghar itne spoon nehi hai

Doctor: Ye dawai 2 spoon subha,
2 dophr OR 2 raat ko 3 din tak lena.
Patient: Lekin hamare ghar itne spoon nehi hai.

Samjhna ki rista pakka hai

Bandar ki beti boli, Papa mujhe bhi
shaadi karna hai. Papa bole beti sabr
karo DULHA abhi SMS pad raha hai
muskura de to samjhna ki rista pakka hai.

Funny SMS - Important finance source of business

Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.

Funny SMS - I have a little heart

A love letter from biscuit maker:
Dear marie, today is good day,
u r anmol for me…
but u have crackjacked my heart,
bcoz i have a little heart,
now i m in 50/50 position…