FARMER SAYS 2 HIS WIFE

FARMER SAYS 2 HIS WIFE
IF U HAD BIGGER TITS
WE COULD GET RID OF THE COWS,
WIFE REPLIED IF U HAD A BIGGER COCK
WE COULD GET RID OF THE TRACTOR DRIVER!

we can get rid of the milkman

Man pinches wifes breasts
and says if we firm these up
we can get rid of the bra.
Wife grabs his penis & says
if we firm this up
we can get rid of the milkman.

A blonde girl and a mosquito?

What's the diference between
a blonde girl and a mosquito?
If you slap a mosquito it stops sucking!!!

Its like tape recorder

Men are like tape recorder…..

Forward,Backward,Forward,Backward,
Forward,Backward, stop Eject……

Press down please

Press down please
one more time ,
ok more
YES ahh ohh
yes just there
yeah baby harder,
HARDER,
this feels SO GOOD!
mmm yeah baby
now THAT’S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE!!