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1 Pagol Roj chillato
"Gulti Banabo R Pakhi Marbo"...
9 month Treatment-er por,
Dr. bollo - 2mi valo hoye gecho,
bari giye tumi ki korbe?
Pagol: Biye Korbo.
Dr. : Bah!
Tarpor?
Pagol: Bou R sari Khulbo.
Dr. : Tarpor?
Pagol: Blause?
Dr. : Tarpor?
Pagol: Bra?
Dr. : Tarpor?
Pagol: Tarpor R Ki? Bra-er Elastic diye
"Gulti Banabo R Pakhi Marbo"...
Definition of BRA: Under shoulder,
Ball Holder.
JANGIA: Under Hip,
Banana Grip.
PANTY: Jungle River,
Cotton Cover.
CONDOM: Rubber-er goyna,
Baccha hoyna.
In a hotel a man eat 1 banana
N his wife drank 2 glasses of milk.
At the time of payment
Hotel boy said 2 d Manager
"Dadar 1ta KOLA aar
Boudir 2to DUDH kete nin".
KISS - Heat of Luv
BREAST - Shape of Luv
PENIS - Length of Luv
VAGINA - Depth of Luv
FUCK - Experience of Luv
SUCK - Taste of Luv
CONDOM - Care of Luv
PREGNANT - Proof of Love
3 similar feelings of GIRLS
after having EXAM & SEX
1. Kitna lamba tha na!
2. Kaash thoda time aur mil jata!
3. Pehle kitna darr laq raha tha na!
A cute Nurse came for the interview..
Dr: What salary YOU expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
Girl:It’s too tight
Boy: Don’t worry; I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal: It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha:
What is “Nitrate” ?
Larki sharma k boli:
Sir,
Rs.1800/=
Girl: Darling! SEX karne ke baad
tum itna zyda thak jate ho?
Boy: Sweetheart! ROAD ko kya
farak padta hai.. Ghista to TYRE hai.
FARMER SAYS 2 HIS WIFE
IF U HAD BIGGER TITS
WE COULD GET RID OF THE COWS,
WIFE REPLIED IF U HAD A BIGGER COCK
WE COULD GET RID OF THE TRACTOR DRIVER!
Man pinches wifes breasts
and says if we firm these up
we can get rid of the bra.
Wife grabs his penis & says
if we firm this up
we can get rid of the milkman.
What's the diference between
a blonde girl and a mosquito?
If you slap a mosquito it stops sucking!!!
Tumi ki lagate chao?
Na Na, vabbar kichu nei!
Sabaiito lagaye,
tumi baad jabe keno?
Nije lagao ebong
onnoke lagate
utshaho dao..
GACH LAGAO, PORIBESH BACHAO.
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his
life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper.
The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk.
" What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head,
hoping for the best:
1. No need to boil.
2. Cats can't steal it.
3. Available whenever necessary.
So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a four-part answer.
Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed.
He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again.
But suddenly, he brightened.
He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly,
he scribbled his definitive answer:
4. Available in attractive containers.
Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance as a lover. The first woman says "My Husband works as a marriage counselor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like that." The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda like that." The third woman just shakes her head and says, "My husband works for Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when I get it."
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. The wife says to her husband, "For our anniversary this year, you can ask me one question, any question you want to. I will answer it truthfully."
The husband replies, "Okay, this has been bothering me for a long time, but I haven't had the courage to ask before...but I have noticed that all of our eight children look similar to one another except one. I can't figure out how he got to look so different. Did he have a different father than the rest?"
The wife stops. She is unable to look her husband in the eyes. Slowly she replies, "yes. Yes he did have a different father." Her husband was taken aback. "Oh! Okay...I must know. Please tell me. Who was that child's father?" Again she cannot look her husband in the eyes. She is very distressed, and after a long silence she slowly said, "YOU."
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.
The doctor took one look at this woman and all his
professionalism went out the window.
He immediately told her to undress. After she had
disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing
so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions
or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said
the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do
you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or
breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual
intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing
now?"
"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came
here in the first place."
Maths teacher: If you have
twevel chocolates
and u give
five to meena,
three to teena and
four to nina
then what will you get?
Student: three new girlfriends
GABBAR - Ghagra utha BASANTI..!
VEERU - Nehi BASANTI in kutto
ko apni PANTY mat dikhana..!
BASANTI - Tu darr mat VEERU
maine aj PANTY nehi paheni....
A husband was asked:
Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer:Depends, if I can find a phone
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