subho-poila-baishakh, suvo naboborsho, shubha nababorsho 1420

"Gulti Banabo R Pakhi Marbo"...

1 Pagol Roj chillato
"Gulti Banabo R Pakhi Marbo"...
9 month Treatment-er por,
Dr. bollo - 2mi valo hoye gecho,
bari giye tumi ki korbe?

Pagol: Biye Korbo.
Dr. : Bah!
Tarpor?
Pagol: Bou R sari Khulbo.
Dr. : Tarpor?
Pagol: Blause?
Dr. : Tarpor?
Pagol: Bra?
Dr. : Tarpor?
Pagol: Tarpor R Ki? Bra-er Elastic diye
"Gulti Banabo R Pakhi Marbo"...

Rubber-er goyna, Baccha hoyna.

Definition of BRA: Under shoulder,
Ball Holder.
JANGIA: Under Hip,
Banana Grip.
PANTY: Jungle River,
Cotton Cover.
CONDOM: Rubber-er goyna,
Baccha hoyna.

At the time of payment

In a hotel a man eat 1 banana
N his wife drank 2 glasses of milk.
At the time of payment
Hotel boy said 2 d Manager
"Dadar 1ta KOLA aar
Boudir 2to DUDH kete nin".

Bengali Good Night SMS: Diner Sese ratri ase

Diner Sese ratri ase
Chand mama oi muchki hase
klanto ei sorir mon, khuje fere ghorer kone
raat ke aro nijhum kori, eso sabai ghumie pori.
Subho Ratri.
Good Night.

Shubho Bijoya

Sango holo pujor bela,
Aaj mayer jabar pala,
Asche bochhor aabar hobe,
Mone te ei aasha robe,
Suru holo sindhur khela,
Bijoya sarbo eibela,
Tai eta bishesh dhara,
Sms e Bijoya sara,
Shubho Bijoya

Bijoya sarar hutopati

Pujo sesh oli goli,
ma bole choli choli.
Bhasan hobe fatafati,
bijoya sarar hutopati.

Sabai ke janai Shubho Bijoya

Dhaker kathir misti resh,
puja ebar katlo besh,
notun ashay bandhi buk,
sobai pak natun suk,
debir eaber jaber pala
chokher jole sajai vela.
Sabai ke janai Shubho Bijoya

Bondhoner eito boro sukh- sabare janai durga puja-r suvecha

Bisorjon mane abar asbe phire,
Khusi thakuk sarboda tomay ghire.
Dasamir atmiota,ektu mistimukh.
Bondhoner eito boro sukh.

Bengali Good Night SMS: Vorer alo

Vorer alo uthbe fute rater obosane
Tomake to jagte hobe notun alor tane
Notun dine cholta hobe notun pather jatri
Klanto khone taito janai SHUVORATRI

Bengali Friendship SMS: SKY can give you NILIMA

SKY can give you NILIMA
RIVER can give you MOHONA
MOON can give you JOTSNA
HILL can give you JHORNA
I can give you SHUVOKAMNA

Durga puja SMS

Sarot meghe bhaslo bhela
Kash fulete laglo dola
dhaker upor poruk kathi
pujo katuk FATAFATI
HAPPY DURGA PUJO

Durga Puja SMS

Pujor dhak bajche dure,
Maa asche bachor ghure,
siulir gondhe agomoni,
kasher bone jayodhoni,
nil akase maa ke khuje,
hasi khushi katuk PUJO
HAPPY DURGA PUJO

Durga puja sms

Sarat sakal himel hawa
anmone tai hariye jawa
kashful aar dhaker tale
siuli bheja sat sakale
Maa asche bachhar ghure
pujor hawa jagat jure
HAPPY DURGA PUJA

Adult SMS-BAKWAS

Do U know the latest BAKWAS
Ans: Goyala gorur dudh duiche,
goru boleche,
"CHI BARITE tor MA BON NEI"

Adult SMS - Bangla ei marketing

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Dial korun 1097 R Bolun F***, Jite Nin Rongin
Condom R Moner Moto Magi. Tobe R Deri Keno?
Bara Tule Dial Korun. Rs 0/min.

Hoyto tomai

Hoyto tomai valobese korechilam bhul,
Taito ekhon dicchi sei bhuleri mashool,
Phool vebe tumare sudu kortam sadhona...
Tai bodhoy soite hochche kator jontrona.
bengali sms

Bastota amake

Bastota amake dayna abosor,
Tai bole vebona ami sarthopor,
jekhanei thaki, thaki jotoi dure...
Tumi aacho sarakhon ai hridoy jure
bengali

Agomoni

Bristi Veja Sarot Aakash,
Siuli Phuler Gandho,
Maa Asche Aabar Ghore,
Dorja Keno Bandho?
Pujo Elo Taito Abar
Bajna Bajay Dhaki
Din Gune Dekho
Pujo aste 15 Din Baki
durga puja sms

Agomonir parosh

Himer parosh mone jage,
sabi jeno notun lage.
Agomonir khabor peye
baner pakhi uthlo geye.
Sisir bheja notun vore
elo pujo sabar ghore.
durga puja sms